We’re starting a new trend here at Writer’s Retreat. Why limit ourselves to just blogs, websites and book trailers on YouTube? A doll in hand is a great way to get to know the writer herself. Purchase us and we can become pinky friends forever. Confidants. Learning tools. Stress relievers.

Get to know us. We know you’ll love us. 😉

Byz
She’s the Shake Your Booty doll in red hot Moostsies Tootsie shoes and Daisy Duke shorts, the doll who (gaspa!) caught Parliament’s eye. Lingerie is her passion, but after pushing out so many kids, now she wears low boy panties. Just perfect for booty shaking. Comes with her own charger and a Dukes of Hazzard poster.

Dawn
Proof positive that Barbie loves heels, we give you Pinky Leigh in a pair of Manolo Blahniks and a barely-there two piece bathing suit. Dawn’s skin will tan under the sun or a lamplight. No need for batteries. Just tip the hinged head back and pour an ounce of hot chocolate into her neck when it’s time for recharging. As a special bonus, Dawn’s prayer for world peace is included. Playboy Bunny tatoo stickers sold separately.

Eaton
An Artist’s Way convert, Eaton comes with the book by Julia Cameron, plus a number of mini dictionaries that can be read with a magnifying glass. They include: A Dictionary of Dates, an English/German dictionary, a Hebrew/English dictionary, and a dictionary on dictionaries. Perfect for word lovers everywhere. Also comes with a package of fake tatoos that you can stick on the doll, or on yourself.

Eden
Need to take your boss down a peg? Eden, aka Bulldozer, is your doll. Dressed head to toe in black and sporting a plastic baby Glock that shoots Cheetos from ten paces away, this doll is a distraction for anyone. If her chest-out-to there, or the gorgeous strawberry blond hair doesn’t catch your attention, the orange powder left by the Cheeto bullet will. Pesky legal disclaimer to follow.

Gwenny Pig
A multi-tasking doll with an I’ll go first t-shirt, Gwenny Pig (guinea pig) comes with one Rave Mary Jane Ked and one Laser Earth shoe. She’s the dare devil with the backpack loaded with energy bars, duct tape, Band-Aids, college-ruled notebook paper, one smex novel, a grappling hook for mountain climbing—you know, just in case—and a box of matches. Also included is an adult sized t-shirt (please specify small, medium or large) to match Gwenny Pig’s, and a four pack of Red Bull.

Kat
Let’s Play a Game doll Kat comes with a pair of Bunco dice and a how-to booklet. Also included is a small Twister sheet on which you can place Kat in an amazing number of positions. (Please note: all of the WR Dolls can play this game.) Kat’s an interactive doll who’s programmed to play a wide-range of games, including Monopoly, Scrabble and Truth or Dare. The Kat doll is so good at contests, she also comes with her two book prizes: Emily Ryan-Davis’s All The Trees In Pearl and Tempted by Megan Hart. A must-have doll for game players and romance readers everywhere.

Liz
An inter-active doll, Liz can teach you to swear in French, Spanish or pig-Latin. She comes with a pony named Mephisto and a barrel of artificial apples and carrots that can be fed into the pony’s mouth. German and Italian languages currently in development. Not intended for children.

Morgan
For King Arthur fans, Morgan represents the character Morgan le Fey, a beautiful spell-brewer with delicate emerald-tinged wings that match her gown. Also included is her [unwanted] purple familiar, Ursula the octopus. Ursula is safely contained in a small aquarium. Two AAA batteries are required to keep Ursula’s tentacles in motion. Morgan also comes with the Camelot movie soundtrack.

Noony
The ultimate OCD doll, Noony comes with a number of accessories. She’s the most expensive doll we offer due to her interactive versatility. She’s programmed to inspire your fitness workouts, to help you learn the difference between knitting and interweave crochet, can list the properties of a Croton lechleri tree, and, if you’re open to it, tell you how to listen to your Higher Self. A truly educational experience for the discerning doll purchaser.


Te
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Dressed in Hawaiian nurse scrubs and a mini stethoscope that can be worn as a bracelet by the doll’s owner, the Tess doll comes seated in her own Ford Escape. You can remove her from the vehicle, but the car’s alarm will blare if she’s not replaced within sixty minutes. Made especially with asthma sufferers in mind, we’ve gone a step further with Tess to make her more human-like. If you squeeze her belly, she coughs. Requires two AA batteries. Inhaler sold separately.

Unhinged
What this doll lacks in stature, she makes up for in laughter. Pull her left leg and she emits a monkey bark sound of laughter that can startle the unwary. Great for pranks. She comes with a variety of Mary Jane shoes and chauffeur’s hats. Undies not included.

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11 thoughts on “Writer’s Retreat Action Dolls

  1. jodi says:

    Unhingey??? You FORGOT the pictures!!! *gasp*

  2. Unhinged says:

    Uh.

    Those are still being developed.

    Yeah.

    Dang, you’re right! D’oh!

  3. Dawn says:

    LMAO OH Y GOD I CAN’T BREATHE!!! hahahahaha Oh Lordy woman-you pegged us well!!

  4. Holy Cow!!!! This is fantastic! I love it! Way to go girls…Brava, you upped my mood to 100KW.:)
    PICTURES – *phew* dunno about pics
    LMAO

  5. Evey Brown says:

    Lovingly and creatively written. What a clever idea! Loved the part where you pulled unhinged leg to make her perform.
    🙂

  6. Unhinged says:

    Hee, hee. I’m so glad you girls are getting a kick out of it.

  7. Gwenny says:

    ROFLMAO. Omg, I was soooooo not ready for that. I am in big trouble at work now – they’re like wtf? Anyway – you outdid yourself. We simply MUST make pictures now!!!

    If there were an award for funniest poster – I’d be hanging around your unhingey neck right now.

    *bows down*

    =P

    ~Gwennypig

  8. Brilliant! I love it, well done Andi!

  9. Fey says:

    omg! This is so cool! Where you get the idea? It’s wondrous! Great job! I HAVE PINK WINGS! *glee*

  10. Unhinged says:

    Absolutely. We MUST make little doll caricatures of ourselves. Oh, I’ve got grand ideas! We can share the dolls on the sidebar (instead of the links that direct browsers to each blog) and make hyperlinks out of them!

    Fey, I got the idea years ago from a girl who did La Femme Nikita action figures. Then I wrote my own AOL-J Action figures back in 2004 or so.

    It was only a matter of time before I was going to do the same thing for us. Muahaha.

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